ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately
"No no, stop. Go owl somewhere else."
Looks like two witches familiars arguing about something
friendly reminder that this man
is also this man
Back to old times!Sam for gadreelsam
JELSA for the win \( > v < )/
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm